Donkey's years
"A very long time."
This one is a pun stacked on a pun. It plays on "donkey's ears," which are famously long, and relies on the fact that in British non-rhotic pronunciation "ears" and "years" sound close enough to swap. It's reinforced by the folk belief that donkeys are unusually long-lived animals. The wordplay is recorded in print as early as 1876, in a Salisbury court report where a witness is quoted saying "for years and years and donkey's years," and the spelling shifted from "ears" to "years" early on, cementing the pun as the phrase's permanent form.
Sources: The Salisbury Times, 1 July 1876, cited by the Oxford English Dictionary as the earliest known citation for 'donkey's years.'
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